baneoflife:

I like that. I guess…yeah, you’re right. I dunno, it still sort of makes me uncomfortable. Even though I am so incredibly ripped. Maybe I’ll get one of those old fashioned, striped, one pieces for guys.

As do I, with yours. Mine are hot pink. Cut so high up you can see the pockets.
…Sorry for that image.  

Well don’t be afraid to show your Spartan abs. If you get one of those, I will bully you for the rest of your life. Well. Maybe not that long. But for an hour. 

O-Oh my god. I think that was the funniest image I’ve ever had. Thank you. If I’m ever sad, I’ll just think about those hot pink daisy dukes. 

baneoflife:

Hahaha.

Aaaa little bit. Well, that, and I’d rather not go when there are other people around, for obvious reasons. Too much skin exposed—it’s a high risk. ‘Swhy I can’t take subways.

Daisy Dukes do seem to make any situation better. Can’t say I’m ready for mine yet, though. Going to have to wait until at least June for that. 

Aw. I don’t think anyone would care if you showed some skin. Not anyone that mattered. As my momma used to say, “The people that don’t care matter. The people that care don’t matter.” 

Daisy dukes are my favorite. I can’t wait to see yours. 

baneoflife:

Never tasted a clown so can’t say what sort of taste they leave, but I’m sure it’s unpleasant.

Life’s alright. Summer…yeah, guess I am. I’ve been eyeing that pool since it’s been getting hotter, but I’d much rather go when there aren’t as many others lurking around the school. What about you?

Well you know how many clowns I had to eat in my career as a circus tiger? Kidding. 

Swimming sounds amazing right now, I agree … Are you telling me you’re pool shy? I’ve been pretty good. Danger Room hasn’t killed me yet. But I’m breaking in my daisy dukes for the warm weather. So everything is automatically okay. 

baneoflife:

I take that as ‘just me’, then.

Well it’s not like they’re reoccurring or anything.

Usually. 

I’m fine, I’m sure.

…I really hate clowns. 

Clowns gross me out. They just leave a bitter taste in my mouth. I don’t know. So how’s life, Ray? Anticipating the summer? 

baneoflife:

So, does anyone else get mad nightmares of zombie hobo clowns chasing me into a grocery store bathroom or is that just me?

Sounds like something you should see a professional about. 

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